What would you do if you saw a woman walking down the street with a ripped dress and her ass hanging out? Okay, forget the part where this is Miami and butt cheek exposure is the norm. I’m talking about a woman, clearly dressed for work, wearing a blazer and a dress with a tear from her lower back to her mid thigh. Would you stop her and advise her of the situation?
Last week Thursday as I made my way to work, I stepped out of the car, entered my office building, walked by 2 different lobbies and rode 2 different elevators (full of people) all the while fully exposing my derriere. Do you think a single person had the courtesy of telling me “Excuse me miss, your ass is completely exposed”….? NOPE! Not a soul. My hopes were that no one actually noticed, but considering the enormous size of the tear (and my ass), I find it very hard to believe.
I can’t tell you how many times I have saved or relieved complete strangers of embarrassing situations. Booger in nose, skirt tucked into panties, open zippers, etc. Although it appears Karma has failed to keep tabs of my past good deeds, I plan to continue my selfless acts of kindness in hopes that one day the good deeds will be reciprocated.
The moral of the story is: “Do unto others as you would have them do unto you.” Do good deeds people! If you see a sister walking down the street with a hole the size of Texas on her dress/skirt/pants, let a sister know!
After much debate about whether or not I should post a picture of the not-so-little mishap, I decided that my personal style blog is no place to publicly display my goods, at least not my God given ones anyway. But just know that while taking the pics below I enjoyed an extra nice breeze.